All Indian men were forced to crawl on their hands and knees when travelling the Kucha Kurrichhan street

Context (From Wiki ): On 11 April, Marcella Sherwood, an elderly English missionary, fearing for the safety of the approximately 600 Indian children under her care, was on her way to shut the schools and send the children home. While travelling through a narrow street called the Kucha Kurrichhan, she was caught by a mob who violently attacked her. She was rescued by some local Indians, including the father of one of her pupils, who hid her from the mob and then smuggled her to the safety of Gobindgarh Fort.

After visiting Sherwood on 19 April, the local commander of Indian Army forces, Brigadier General Dyer, enraged at the assault, issued an order requiring every Indian man using that street to crawl its length on his hands and knees as a punishment.

Dyer later explained to a British inspector: “Some Indians crawl face downwards in front of their gods. I wanted them to know that a British woman is as sacred as a Hindu god and therefore they have to crawl in front of her, too.” He also authorised the indiscriminate public whipping of locals who came within lathi length of a police officer. Marcella Sherwood later defended Dyer, describing him as “the saviour of the Punjab”.

for england, dyer?

Context: The Jallianwala Bagh massacre was carried out by British forces, with an estimate of 379-1,500 killed. Those killed were involved in a gathering of people to celebrate the Baisakhi festival and protest the Rowlatt Act - A law that allowed any Indian person to be arrested on suspicion, in an effort to stop a growing independence movement.

Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer surrounded the crowd, penning them into an enclosed area with only 1 exit that the British forces held and ordered his men to open fire. Many men, women, and children tried to flee but with no where to go, 120 of which jumped to their deaths into the ‘Martyrs’ Well. Dyer claims his goal "was not to disperse the meeting but to punish the Indians for disobedience."

The House of Commons condemned Dyer for his ruthless act, but the House of Lords commended him and the British public raised over a million pounds in today’ money to fund for him.

You can't throw a brick on a right leaning/biased media outlet without hitting someone calling themselves "indigenous English".

One of the many different "foundation myths" of Britain is that the British Isles were discovered and colonized by a heroic warrior named Brutus and his followers who were fleeing the Trojan wars. The word Britain is supposedly derived from the warriors name. The legend recounts that the Trojans exterminated a race of monstrous and savage giants who were the original inhabitants of the British Isles. These mythic giants were said to have been living in Britain since the events described in the hebrew book of genesis took place.

I think that these racist, knuckle-dragging fuckwits should be made to prove that they are descended from the mythical race of giants which the Trojans exterminated. The problem is that given how these dim-witted morons behave that is actually highly likely to be the case.

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Ladies:
Are you rich, fertile and exceptionally "conservative," (i.e., racist)?
Do you have a shotgun license, a driving license (also a helicopter license would be beneficial), amorial bearings (coat of arms, NOT amoral), able to run 2 castles, an estate and a grouse moor?
Can you contract to breed 2 sons, and are you willing to marry the 79-year-old man frequently referred to as “the most right-wing man” in Britain?
We might just have the deal of a lifetime for you!
(Readers of The Guardian need not apply.)

https://www.wonkette.com/p/79-year-old-british-millionaire-gun

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I saw this and LOLed. But then search is now broken across the internet and socials so I couldn't find it again. So I just remade it.

Leave Britney Alone Meme modified to
LEAVE BRITIAN ALONE
In honour of the mis-spelled Tory Conference chocolate bar.

#Britian has had enough. Of the Conservative Party.

Kemi is so proud to be Britianish you can always see her waving her Onion flag.

#Tory #ToryConference #ConservativeParty #Britian #UKPol #UKPolitics #Politics #Britian

Little tip Kemi, don't get the same civil servants to print your leaflets pledging to cut the civil service as the ones printing your merch, just saying.

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Sorry Kemi, but sometimes you just have to admit your luck has run out. I know a turkey that has more chance of making it to January.

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