An ax murderer and a philologist enter a bar. The bartender sighs, “One of you’s here to split hairs, and the other’s here to split everything else.”

#joke #literature #axes #barjoke

Bello Bear 28 Mar 2025 “Turkey To Go” [OC] - If you like, please repost and share to help the comic grow!

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Bonus #Joke:

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...

It's a little fit bunny.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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C-3PO walks into a bar, clutching the side of his head in pain.

The barman shouts "Oi! We don't serve your sore tin ear!"

#Rimshot #BarJoke #StarWars #Pun