There was an old man of Calcutta
Who had the most terrible stutter
He said p p p please
Pass me the ch ch ch cheese
And the b b b b b butter

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Superhero Power Joke

Amazing superhero power: The ability to make everyone’s eyes glaze over by talking about his kids.

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My cat and my dog always fight
They scratch, and they kick and they bite
But I wouldn't care
If they pulled out their hair
As long as I get sleep at night

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I took my sick cat to the vet
She said she'd make good of my pet
She gave it a shot
Now more often than not
My cat's doesn't know that we've met

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There once was a girl from an isle,
whose Email I've read for a while.
Her humor so tart,
has captured my heart.
I'm hoping my number she'll dial.

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I’ve got a new job writing instruction booklets.

It’s mainly manual labor.

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There once was a boy by the name of Tom
who found a big bomb
he blew up his school
everyone thought it was so cool
but he realized that he couldn't go to the prom

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I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs...

The birds love it!

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'DISGUSTING and VILE, Sister Pat;
You won't get to Heaven like THAT!'
'So that's what you think',
She said, diddling her pink,
'Well I've already been, you old bat

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