A Manchester Man thought it hip
To travel upon a great ship
He didn't realize,
As he said his goodbyes,
That this voyage would not be roundtrip

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There was an old woman whose cat
Was starving and ate a big rat
But the rat was too tall
And the cat was too small
So the poor greedy cat became fat.

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Azy was a very lazy daisy
because her eyes were exceptionly hazy
she was bold and buff
but she was not very tough
because she was a lazy daisey

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My friend went for a job at a sunscreen factory but didn’t get it.

He’s going to reapply.

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Via TR JH

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Via WAM JH

Iran has 24 hours to surrender or else they will have 2 weeks to surrender.

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I wish that I was just like you
So I could be beautiful, too.
I am sad and upset
That we ever met
Because now I want to be you...

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A programmer from Silicon Valley
Felt tired in his belly
Then, not dumb
He designed the millennium bomb
And went home to his Nelly

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