Mastodawn

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: When is the #moon heaviest?

A: When it's full.

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Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

Q: How many #Starfleet officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends if it would violate the Prime Directive.

Q: How many #Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just try to convince you that there are five lights.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

A: A Milky Way.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition?

A: A constellation prize.

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Bonus #Joke
How is it that meteors always land in craters?🤔 They sure must have great aim!

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Which Eevee-lution makes the worst life choices? The Vape-oreon. #jokes #jokestodon #humor

If "Time Flies" in Latin is Tempus Fugit, then is YOLO Tempus Fukit? #jokes #jokestodon #humor

I couldn't afford to ride my horse anymore after college so I saddled him with debt. #jokes #jokestodon

Went to a party the other night and got a tea cake stuck up my a***... went to the doctors and he said "I've got some cream for that"

It's official... I've now got as many #followers as #jesus had.