OMG I just learned my first Mandarin dad joke:

为什么C比A高？
(Why is C taller than A?)

因为A比C低。
(Because A is shorter than C, but this sounds like “ABCD”)

#harHar #kneeSlapper #joke #冷笑

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Did you hear about the vibe coder who got attacked by a mountain lion?

It got Claude.

#joke #BaDumTss

#Joke #Humour #Religion

Three pastors of churches are sitting around having a lunch together when the topic of tithes and offerings is brought up...

They ask each other how do their different churches decide how much of the money collected goes to the poor and those and need, verses how much of the money is kept by the church for the church's upkeep, growth and the Pastor's own pocket.

The Catholic priest goes first... "To keep myself honest, we don't count any of the baskets... and instead we altenate... one basket for the poor, next basket for the church, third basket for me, then we go again... poor, church, me... somedays I do better than others..."

Next the Methodist pastor speaks up... "Well, what I do... and this might sound crazy... is I have a circle painted on the floor in my office. And each Sunday after service, I take all the collection plates and throw the money up in the air and whatever lands in the circle, we keep for the church and myself, and whatever lands outside the circle goes for those in need and the poor"

Lastly the Baptist preacher speaks... "Well... mine is kind of like our Methodist friend here... After the service... I take all the money... throw it up in the air... whatever God wants, he catches... anything that falls to the floor is for me"

When his daddy told young Willie Plum
How and where new babies come from
Willie sneered, 'For two years,
I've been humpin' Sue Meers,
And she's had no kid papa you dumb

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Do people even get the #pun, when I write #MS451 instead of #MS365? It's probably a lame #joke…

#RayBradbury #dystopia

A new farmer's helper named Kull
accidently was milking a bull
the farmer said 'Boy, you're dumb
you milked the wrong one!'
said the boy 'But me whole buckets full

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

#PhotoJanuary2026
#PhotoJanvier2026

Jour 5 : disque

#StreetArt #Joke #Calligraffiti

And not to brag but I can also tell when they’re seated and standing

#joke

"Hope this email finds you well"

How the email found me:

#scifi #joke #space