Mastodawn

A Manchester Man thought it hip
To travel upon a great ship
He didn't realize,
As he said his goodbyes,
That this voyage would not be roundtrip

There was an old woman whose cat
Was starving and ate a big rat
But the rat was too tall
And the cat was too small
So the poor greedy cat became fat.

Azy was a very lazy daisy
because her eyes were exceptionly hazy
she was bold and buff
but she was not very tough
because she was a lazy daisey

Tak, krita ma tryb starego Windowsa z lat 2000, w skrócie, ma lekkie lagi XD

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#meme #joke
Given too much drugs and alcohols defeats ya that ya died from intoxication.
https://youtu.be/mlBweHbKoRw?t=334

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I wish that I was just like you
So I could be beautiful, too.
I am sad and upset
That we ever met
Because now I want to be you...

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

A programmer from Silicon Valley
Felt tired in his belly
Then, not dumb
He designed the millennium bomb
And went home to his Nelly

Check just now new fashion trends for women

#joke #cat Мотивирующий пост