Tap Dancing

Tap dancing lesson #1:

Drink two pots of tea with no toilet breaks.

#1 #Comedy #Dancing #Joke #NZComedy #Tap

https://bookwayfarer.btw.so/brain-droppings

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Headpat?

You are walking through the woods, and you come across a little Avali! You have heard about these things... Deceivingly cute, but actually quite dangerous. This one however really doesn't seem harmful... Do you headpat him?
(Hidden Cheeto!)
#Avali #Furry #Comic #Joke #Funny

I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda,
I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder.
She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude-
I pusued her, subdued her, and screwed her

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

I saw the movie, err, the science with my own eyes!!!

via @ljs

https://fosstodon.org/@ljs/114354054549650052

#joke

there was a young caveman named Ug
who stuck his plug in a jug.
said ug with a shrug
as he gave it a tug,
'Now ain't this a hell of a fug

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