From the depths of the crypt at St Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the Vicar,'Good gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?'

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Age brings wisdom

A cruel pet owner abandons his old dog in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor old dog notices a leopard coming rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Just then, the old dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by.
The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones turning his back to the approaching leopard.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog loudly says:
"My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard slinks away.
"That was too close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a mischievous monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well.

The monkey dashed off after the leopard, to tell him what truly happened.

The dog saw the monkey dash off, and suspiciously tailed him from behind.

He overhears the monkey spilling the beans, and quickly decides on a course of action, racing back to the pile of bones.

At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all.

The monkey hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog.

As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself:
"Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"

while riding my bike to the mall
i met a vampire named paul
he demanded a bite
my blood to excite
but i told him his teeth were too small

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There once was a boy from New Guinea
Who found pleasure in laughing at me.
So one day near the town
With all others around
I flung the curt lad in the sea!

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In old fairy tales, there is an image of a woman who dreams of a prince on a horse who will take her away from her bad life to his. For example, Snow White or Cinderella, etc. Let's bring this moment to the present day and replace the woman with an IT specialist who has an idea to create something, but needs money for startup, and the prince on a white horse is an investor

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A farmer living near our town
Had a thumb exceedingly brown
He said, 'With my rotten luck
If I planted a duck...
It wouldn't grow up, but down!'

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โ€™๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐——โ€™ ๐Ÿฆฎ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ

Itโ€™s about not seeing and not being seen.

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How can you tell the weatherโ€™s getting warmer?

People have a spring in their step.

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