" https://punnypeak.com/drinking-puns/

Why was the bar owner always so thirsty? Because he was a 🍺 magnet!

#BarJokes
#ThirstyThursday
#HappyHour
#DrinkUp
#CheersToThat
#BeerMagnet
#CocktailHumor
#DrinkPuns
#AlcoholComedy
#PartyPuns"

Bonus #Joke:

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...

It's a little fit bunny.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Animals #Rabbits #RabbitsOfMastodon #Bunnies #BunniesOfMastodon #Rabbitodon #Rabbit #RabbitJokes #BarJokes #BarJoke #BadPun #DadJokes #EltonJohn #BunnyToots #Bunny #Jokestodon #Jokes #DadJoke #Autocorrect

This week, due to no reason besides my lack of a brain, #HootinTootinTuesday will be on a Wednesday, and its theme will be "oops."

#FunnyMeme #Humor #Mistakes #Oops #Oopsy #OopsyDaisy #BarJokes #Cartoon #WalkIntoABarJokes #Jokestodon #ComicStrip #SirColby #ColbyJones