AI6YR BenMaybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema
Paul_IPv6maybe it was an alien space ship, cleverly disguised to *look* like a waffle house...
LabSpokane
sasutina13a is-a sasutina13a
LAUREN
FreddyB Aviation Photography@ai6yr awesome. Sound like the perfect level headed, reasonable person you want in charge of disaster response
Mac - VA3WFT
Union City, CA Weather@ai6yr Smoking too much weed I suppose. 😆
Keen
Jenny
Viss@ai6yr the wafflehouse has more important things to remember than the local drunk who blacked out, wandered in, probably shit himself, then wandered back out again
@ai6yr i mean, the waffle house is sorta weather-related critical infrastructure at this point, right?
Sara@paul_ipv6 @Viss @ai6yr I am thinking about getting a barometer
forecasts here have gotten noticeably worse
@paul_ipv6 @Viss Waffle House is probably *THE* template for a corporation that has thought about how to keep on operating in adverse conditions (ie, the world of today). I mean, they probably have better documentation on disaster plans/activity than I do. (Actually, they do.) These folks walk the walk, talk the talk.
https://ipwman.sharpbeta.com/sites/default/files/waffle_house_storm_playbook_2022.pdf
Lemniscate@ai6yr @paul_ipv6 @Viss Neat! I’ve read a lot about their prep but hadn’t seen this long of an excerpt of the plan before. Thanks!
cyanautik 🅅cyanautik 🅅 (@[email protected])
where would 'teleportation' land on the Waffle House Index?
Mike Ely
Cookiefiend
Sarah E Bourne
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Bubba Harrison
Faraiwe@Jwharrison @ai6yr "experts"
Did they talk to physicists, travel agents, fungus researchers, or Waffle House servers?
@faraiwe @Jwharrison Someone asked the AI for "NAMES OF EXPERTS IN TELEPORTATION BY HUMANS" 🤪
"YOU MAY WANT TO TALK TO URI GELLER"
pmonks (330ppm)
Aaron@faraiwe @Jwharrison @ai6yr Pretty sure he was simply hanging out with Pete Hegseth and Justice "I like beer" Kavanaugh a little too long one day, and then he teleported to Waffle House.
Muro deGrizecoWe once thought maybe the news was telling us...well...the news.
But so many of 'em are just weasel whisperers.
RooneyMcNibNug@ai6yr this happened to my buddy once.
Mathaetaes@ai6yr I once teleported from a bar I was in in Santa Barbara to a Dennys… then to the back seat of a different friend’s car… then to my dorm room in Pomona. It was crazy.
Teleportation must wreak havoc on your stomach because I remember puking a ton at each place, and I felt like sh*t the next morning.
Maybe the Hand of God was squeezing me a little too tight as it slung me around through spacetime.
Chris Nelder 🤘@mathaetaes @ai6yr No way?! The same thing happened to me! Only it was the In-N-Out (or was it the Instant Burger?) on Foothill.
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TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@ai6yr This is the second best thing I've read today 😅
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Charles J Gervasi ⚡🛡️🥥@ai6yr
Mr. Phillips’s claims are part of a growing trend among high-profile American conservatives to assert the physical presence of beings from the spiritual realm, or from provinces that are often reserved for science fiction novelists.
Former Rep. Matt Gaetz recently said that a U.S. Army official had told him about “hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YVA.pg8n.N0cYvN7eI2Hn&smid=url-share
Mr. Phillips’s claims are part of a growing trend among high-profile American conservatives to assert the physical presence of beings from the spiritual realm, or from provinces that are often reserved for science fiction novelists.
Former Rep. Matt Gaetz recently said that a U.S. Army official had told him about “hybrid breeding programs, where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YVA.pg8n.N0cYvN7eI2Hn&smid=url-share
GLCEvidently they didn't count Gregg Phillips, which skews things considerably. It was more memorable for him.
At least the NYT asked some people in a diner. That's a clever idea and they should do more of that ...
I wish they'd asked them about Harry and Sally at the same time. I'll bet they remember if they teleported in.