Who chooses your names:
Your real name: you do.
Your pet name: your friends and colleagues.
Your trouble name: your parents.
Your mastermind name: if you're lucky, your nemesis. If you're unlucky, TikTok.
Your wallet name: some arsehole who programmed the validation rules of a government database installed in the 1970s and who doesn't believe in diacriticals.
Your login name: sorry, this is a primary key and we have to get everyone out of the system to change it, can it wait till 2027, when we have scheduled maintenance?
Your Facebook name: your Facebook name is John Smith.
