AI6YR Ben18h ago
Maybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema
Show threadBubba Harrison
@ai6yr Experts are dubious.
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Show threadFaraiwe15h ago

@Jwharrison @ai6yr "experts"

Did they talk to physicists, travel agents, fungus researchers, or Waffle House servers?

Show threadAI6YR Ben15h ago

@faraiwe @Jwharrison Someone asked the AI for "NAMES OF EXPERTS IN TELEPORTATION BY HUMANS" 🤪

"YOU MAY WANT TO TALK TO URI GELLER"

Show threadFaraiwe15h ago
@ai6yr @Jwharrison
Show threadpmonks (330ppm)15h ago
@ai6yr @faraiwe @Jwharrison Now all my spoons are bent. 🤬
Show threadAaron15h ago
@faraiwe @Jwharrison @ai6yr Pretty sure he was simply hanging out with Pete Hegseth and Justice "I like beer" Kavanaugh a little too long one day, and then he teleported to Waffle House.
Show threadMuro deGrizeco12h ago

@Jwharrison

We once thought maybe the news was telling us...well...the news.

But so many of 'em are just weasel whisperers.