"La téléportation, ce n'est pas marrant"
#GreggPhillips, en 2025 dans plusieurs podcasts, où il affirme avoir été téléporté plusieurs fois contre son gré, dont dans un magasin de #gauffres à 65km alors qu'il conduisait.
Il a été nommé fin 2025 haut responsable de l’Agence fédérale étatsunienne de gestion des urgences (#FEMA), un des postes les + importants de l'agence, impliquant des décisions sur les opérations de recherche et de #sauvetage, l'aide d'#urgence, la remise en état des infrastructures et la distribution de milliards de $$ d'aide en cas de catastrophe.
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/20/politics/fema-official-gregg-phillips-violent-rhetoric-teleported-kfile
#téléportation #extremedroites #TrumpAdministration #etatsunis
As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House.
I've never been to a Waffle House, teleported or not. I do, however, enjoy waffles.
Driving a car while having dissociative #hallucinations. He is a #disaster.
Dharna Noor: Top #US #Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before. ‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast.
#teleportation
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
How did I not know that the GOP had teleportation capabilities to select waffle houses?
Is it science based or like satanic in nature? Either way, huge advancement in travel.
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