Maybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema
@ai6yr the wafflehouse has more important things to remember than the local drunk who blacked out, wandered in, probably shit himself, then wandered back out again
@ai6yr i mean, the waffle house is sorta weather-related critical infrastructure at this point, right?

@Viss @ai6yr

with FEMA and NOAA funding and staffing being gutted all the time, i'd say you're right...

@Viss @ai6yr

we're dangerously close to:

- pair of binoculars
- lick finger and put up in wind
- make SWAG

as our weather stations...

@paul_ipv6 @Viss @ai6yr I am thinking about getting a barometer

forecasts here have gotten noticeably worse

@Viss @ai6yr

not to mention that i'm totally in for more critical infrastructure that serves bisquit gravy and hash browns...

@paul_ipv6 @Viss Waffle House is probably *THE* template for a corporation that has thought about how to keep on operating in adverse conditions (ie, the world of today). I mean, they probably have better documentation on disaster plans/activity than I do. (Actually, they do.) These folks walk the walk, talk the talk.

https://ipwman.sharpbeta.com/sites/default/files/waffle_house_storm_playbook_2022.pdf

@ai6yr @Viss

"waffle house as a template for disaster mgmt/recovery" sure seems like a really fun conference talk to give.

not to mention that the research would be way tasty.

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if anyone is interested in this, let me know. :)

@ai6yr @paul_ipv6 @Viss Neat! I’ve read a lot about their prep but hadn’t seen this long of an excerpt of the plan before. Thanks!
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where would 'teleportation' land on the Waffle House Index?

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