Maybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema
@ai6yr the wafflehouse has more important things to remember than the local drunk who blacked out, wandered in, probably shit himself, then wandered back out again
@ai6yr i mean, the waffle house is sorta weather-related critical infrastructure at this point, right?
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where would 'teleportation' land on the Waffle House Index?

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