👨💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms
Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #Bucs/#NFL (Nat'l Football League)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy
| Blog | https://www.davemason.me |
| Codeberg | https://codeberg.org/DaveMasonDotMe |
| 📍 | Upstairs at Eric's |
| Signal | Available upon request |
Did anyone else that gets regular email from the Social Security Administratipon/U.S. Treasury get one of these messages?
This doesn't sound concerning at all:
"Note: To activate the account, you enter willingly into an agreement with Robinhood Securities, LLC, which serves as the trustee for accounts <named after Grifter in Chief>"
SET @SSMS_Crash_Counter += 1;
Ugh. There has got to be a better way. 😠
RE: https://mastodon.social/@DaveMasonDotMe/116756378333855529
You know that feeling when you're in the middle of some intensive coding, you get interrupted, and it takes a while to reimmerse yourself & pick up where you left off following the interruption?
Yeah, that's me and SSMS on a near daily basis. /grumble
SET @SSMS_Crash_Counter += 1;
It has finally arrived, the inaugural version of #SQLJobCommander, my take on a utility to manage #SQLServer agent jobs with some bonus features.
Boosts appreciated. Download and use for #free.
I've only been salty about this for nine years. 🙄
I still don't think I've encountered one instance in social media of anyone explaining what WWDC stands for.
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