The "company’s infamous 'peptide Fridays' when employees injected themselves with gray-market compounds during breakfast in the office... scrapped for being too flip for 'the clinical gravity' of the message."

If your boss asks to you to inject unregulated substances into your body, at work, on a weekly basis... you clearly need a union.

https://sfstandard.com/2026/05/17/hot-peptide-summer-startups

Remember 100 years ago when radiation was new and exciting and poorly understood, and companies were putting radiation into everything?

Thankfully we learned our lesson and will never make that mistake again.

THIS JUST IN: “Boobytrap” spelled backwards is “partyboob.”

That information is now in your head forever.