Don't worry, Sam, SpaceX won't ACTUALLY launch 7,000 satellites! (There are currently 10,296 Starlink sats in orbit)

Don't worry, SpaceX said they'd get their satellites fainter than magnitude 7! (They have not https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/link_gateway/2025MNRAS.544L..15M/PUB_PDF)

Don't worry, they won't actually start Kessler Syndrome! https://outerspaceinstitute.ca/crashclock/

Don't worry, they won't actually launch a million AI data centres into orbit!! https://theconversation.com/a-new-space-race-could-turn-our-atmosphere-into-a-crematorium-for-satellites-276366

This is the fucking worst I-told-you-so https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

The mystery around a cyberattack against Venezuela's state-run oil company last December deepens with the discovery this week of a "highly destructive" wiper that may have been used in the attack. Previous reports had indicated that the December attack was a ransomware incident. But the wipr found this week was compiled last September, and hard-coded into it is the domain for Petróleos de Venezuela (PDVSA) , the state-run oil company. The hard-coded domain means the attackers had designed their precision weapon to only destroy data on the oil company's systems, not on any other system outside the company's domain. My story is below. Please consider becoming a paid subscriber if you like my work.

https://www.zetter-zeroday.com/hwiper-targeting-venezuelas-state-oil-company-discovered/