Maybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema

@ai6yr I once teleported from a bar I was in in Santa Barbara to a Dennys… then to the back seat of a different friend’s car… then to my dorm room in Pomona. It was crazy.

Teleportation must wreak havoc on your stomach because I remember puking a ton at each place, and I felt like sh*t the next morning.

Maybe the Hand of God was squeezing me a little too tight as it slung me around through spacetime.

@mathaetaes @ai6yr No way?! The same thing happened to me! Only it was the In-N-Out (or was it the Instant Burger?) on Foothill.
@chrisnelder @mathaetaes @ai6yr god works in mysterious ways