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Professional: One foot in engineering, one foot in IT, the other in customer service.

Personal: husband, dad, tinkerer - still learning to dance but I have two left feet.

He/Him/Archduke

Avatar image: me wearing a t-shirt and sunglasses with the sun directly behind looking into the camera.

Banner image: The face of a statue that overlooks the Hoover Dam, in profile, on one side and the rest is clear blue sky.

codehttps://keithpjolley.github.io
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the force is strong with @USWNT Head Coach Emma Hayes 💫

one of my favorite tickets is "MY PASSWORD NO LONGER WORKS I'VE USED EVERY PERMUTATION KNOWN TO MANKIND WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT I'M BLOCKED UNTIL YOU FIX THIS AND I'M CC YOUR MANAGER YOUR MANAGERS MANAGER AND MY MANAGER AND MY MANAGERS MANAGER YOU MORON."

and 100 times out of 100 i look at the hash and it's the same hash it's always been and send them a screenshot of the note i sent them when they started that says:

keep track of this password. six months from now when you forget it and ask me to reset it i am going to send you a screenshot of these instructions on how to recover it.

This game.
This damned game
This goddamned game
Dang
Dang
Game ready! #NWSL #MakeWaves #bayfc
i got further in an afternoon playing around with https://cfd.direct / OpenFOAM than i did in a year of "playing" with the code i was supposed to work with for my master's thesis. also, master's thesis required driving across town to sit in the visualization lab at the san diego supercomputer center and compile code on the cray. today i started a docker container on my mac.
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my daughter excited about meeting the air ambulance. :)