Maybe he *is* an alien! /s #teleportation #fema
@ai6yr Experts are dubious.

@Jwharrison @ai6yr "experts"

Did they talk to physicists, travel agents, fungus researchers, or Waffle House servers?

@faraiwe @Jwharrison @ai6yr Pretty sure he was simply hanging out with Pete Hegseth and Justice "I like beer" Kavanaugh a little too long one day, and then he teleported to Waffle House.