Chad Schrock 🏳️🌈
Lesley Carhart 
God damn it, I never make dad jokes, but the electrician just showed up and it is a husband+wife duo. I could not resist a "ah, power couple" and it fell flat, fam. IT FELL FLAT.
XenoPhage 
@hacks4pancakes I giggled for you. That was a primo dad joke. I love it.
Viss@hacks4pancakes you should ask them how many people have said the exact same thing before you did
@Viss I thought it was pretty damn witty
@hacks4pancakes it is witty! i'm only suggesting you arent the first person to use the line on them :D
@Viss I SUPPOSE someone may be as witty as me.
@hacks4pancakes you and I have had our brains touch before - im willing to wager thats been the case elsewhere as well :D - your wittiness has clearly rubbed off on someone else, and they got to them before you did.
it's the only possible explanation :D
BlueintheSouth@Viss @hacks4pancakes nah. There are a lot more oblivious people out there than you think
That Anonymous Cowardmy world, welcome to it.
Dr. Bluefall@hacks4pancakes I feel your pain.
Chalk Outline Hieroglyph@hacks4pancakes
I think you got robbed. That pun was shockingly good!
I think you got robbed. That pun was shockingly good!
Nick Craver@hacks4pancakes The only thing I can conclude here is that we're obviously not calling them again
Kyle Rankin@hacks4pancakes Bummer, you'd think if anyone could appreciate a joke like that, they conduit.
demize@hacks4pancakes that joke is hilarious and nobody should ever tell you otherwise
PathetiQ@hacks4pancakes too much resistance from them!
Emily S@hacks4pancakes seriously?! 😂
Peter@hacks4pancakes I firmly believe that if a pun falls in a forest, and nobody gets it, it darned well still makes a sound.
Ed@hacks4pancakes Clearly you need to kick them out and find a new electrician. Sorry, I don't make the rules. The universe has spoken.
Wendy Nather@hacks4pancakes If it helps, I’m snickering over here
Zack Whittaker
Patrick Coyle
Tim Clancy
TheSeaonion@hacks4pancakes their loss - that’s funny as hell right there
TheBlargg@hacks4pancakes I appreciate you! I would of asked which one of you is AC and which one is DC..
David J. Bianco (He/Him)@hacks4pancakes Holy crap, that must have been the best. setup. EVER!
I'm proud of you for making it. Even if no one else got it. You did it for the art of the thing.
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥
Stu Duerson, machina exo deus@JStatePost @DavidJBianco @hacks4pancakes
MGM. One of my favorite trivias.
@skydog @DavidJBianco @hacks4pancakes
🥥 VERY impressed with your show biz credentials as expressed in your bio, Stu!
It probably won't interest you in the least to hear this -- but I'm going to tell you anyway -- that I was the understudy to the understudy for the role of #RumTumTrigger in a summer stock production of #Felines. (We couldn't afford to pay the royalty for #CATS.) 🥥
🥥 VERY impressed with your show biz credentials as expressed in your bio, Stu!
It probably won't interest you in the least to hear this -- but I'm going to tell you anyway -- that I was the understudy to the understudy for the role of #RumTumTrigger in a summer stock production of #Felines. (We couldn't afford to pay the royalty for #CATS.) 🥥
@JStatePost @DavidJBianco @hacks4pancakes
Tell Leo to stay where he is. I'm sending Doordash.
Gazelle Runs Into Tree
Julie moved to @@hacks4pancakes I had a mason show up to do some work on my chimney and he introduced himself as Darryl.
I asked if he had any brothers named Darryl.
Total miss.
I thought it was funny...
[Edit: OMG, I told the story wrong. The mason was actually a guy named Larry and his assistant was named Larry. So I asked if they had a brother named Daryl. No wonder it fell flat.]
mav 
"I'm confused. Where's Larry? I thought it was clear that y'all arrived in a very specific order"
Frank Barton@hacks4pancakes shocking...
Michael / Chgowiz 🎲🎲@hacks4pancakes I'm shocked. They were clearly well grounded.
A. Walton @ Mastodon@hacks4pancakes must not have sparked joy.
@awalton @hacks4pancakes
🥥 I would have a snappy comeback if I could just remember #MarieKondo's name. 🥥
🥥 I would have a snappy comeback if I could just remember #MarieKondo's name. 🥥
Lyle, a walking haunted house@hacks4pancakes maybe they're just not well grounded
Gregory Hays@hacks4pancakes Yeah, you'd need to be an actual dad to pull this one off.
Jima 
@aristofontes @hacks4pancakes As an actual dad, absolutely the fuck not. This was GOLD.
Dreaming of dad jazz.@hacks4pancakes I think it's funny.
The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus@hacks4pancakes This is a quality dad joke.
Altytwo Altryness, BS @hacks4pancakes oh no sounds like they’ve lost their spark.
Ian Bowers@hacks4pancakes Tragic. This is solid. You deserved the laughs.
Jenkins instance 🐶🐾@hacks4pancakes that’s a genius line 🤣🤣🤣 sorry it didn’t slay
WiGLEnet@hacks4pancakes heartbreaking. clearly a sign of the breakdown of society.
Mike (no not that one)@hacks4pancakes That is just shocking....
...I'll see myself out
Nerd That Talks Good@hacks4pancakes damn it. That’s supposed to be a GIF of Rick Moranis giving a thumbs up. But I guess all you get are dad khakis.
Moi@hacks4pancakes the joke was clearly indicated 😂😂😜
Gary Hyslop@hacks4pancakes “Death is easy, comedy is hard.” FWIW, I think it’s awesome.
Tom Lorenz
Advanced Persistent Teapot@hacks4pancakes they clearly weren't very switched on
malcolm
Jon@hacks4pancakes
I'm shocked. If I were an electrician, I would have gotten a good jolt out of it. Maybe they blew a humor capacitor or two...
I'm shocked. If I were an electrician, I would have gotten a good jolt out of it. Maybe they blew a humor capacitor or two...
Douglas King@hacks4pancakes
God, that's perfect. You'll never get another one like that.
God, that's perfect. You'll never get another one like that.
Cameron Presley@hacks4pancakes Seems like they were well-grounded and not too amped up about your lines
BashStKid@hacks4pancakes There’s no justice.
Dario Landazuri@hacks4pancakes ...would you say it met with some resistance?
Adam@hacks4pancakes
OHMygod!
OHMygod!
Captain Edward Jellico@hacks4pancakes I bet they're great electricians since they weren't shocked by your joke.