Jenkins instance ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ

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Infosec nerd and director

That Microslop, Google, Crowdstrike, any big Silicon Valley corp is trustworthy.

https://mastodon.social/@ishowcybersecurity/116236473944201931

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116121891226554812

NAT is a security boundary. Fight me.

I got a sweet deal on a 32-address subnet.
I want to show up to a local brewery or coffee shop's game night with an elaborate roll out mat, a fancy robe, and a decorative deck of cards just so I can start emphatically explaining how to play something like Go Fish or Uno.
Nothing says adulting like a new lampshade being the highlight of your day
Popeye was invented by Big Spinach to boost sales of their floppy bitter slop.

@evacide

"""
Personaโ€™s exposed code compares your selfie to watchlist photos using facial recognition, screens you against 14 categories of adverse media from mentions of terrorism to espionage, and tags reports with codenames from active intelligence programs consisting of public-private partnerships to combat online child exploitative material, cannabis trafficking, fentanyl trafficking, romance fraud, money laundering, and illegal wildlife trade.

Once a user verifies their identity with Persona, the software performs 269 distinct verification checks and scours the internet and government sources for potential matches...
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So to keep kids safe from online predators, we're willing to *horribly* invade their privacy and sell all their data to predators? I see the system is working as intended ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Andrew Mountbatten is Fredo Corleone, Charles is Michael, Elizabeth was Carmela, and Epstein was Hyman Roth. With Elizabeth dead, Andrew should avoid taking rowboats out fishing.
I am not the first person to point out that a โ€œLudditeโ€ isnโ€™t someone who hates tech โ€” they hated the EXPLOITATION OF PEOPLE by capital through the use of tech. Too many of my peers are on the wrong side of that and a lot of us are watching and making notes and will remember.