God damn it, I never make dad jokes, but the electrician just showed up and it is a husband+wife duo. I could not resist a "ah, power couple" and it fell flat, fam. IT FELL FLAT.

@hacks4pancakes I had a mason show up to do some work on my chimney and he introduced himself as Darryl.

I asked if he had any brothers named Darryl.

Total miss.

I thought it was funny...

[Edit: OMG, I told the story wrong. The mason was actually a guy named Larry and his assistant was named Larry. So I asked if they had a brother named Daryl. No wonder it fell flat.]

@robotfactory @hacks4pancakes

"I'm confused. Where's Larry? I thought it was clear that y'all arrived in a very specific order"