Lesley Carhart 
God damn it, I never make dad jokes, but the electrician just showed up and it is a husband+wife duo. I could not resist a "ah, power couple" and it fell flat, fam. IT FELL FLAT.
Gregory Hays@hacks4pancakes Yeah, you'd need to be an actual dad to pull this one off.
Jima 
@aristofontes @hacks4pancakes As an actual dad, absolutely the fuck not. This was GOLD.