Star Trek Minus ContextThanks to unions, it's the weekend, baby
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Chad Schrock 🏳️🌈
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🏳️🌈 😺 #ALLCAPS I have strong opinions about the Oxford comma and systemd. He/him.
John Overholt
SwiftOnSecurityWhen people trust computers, what they are really doing is trusting programmers.
Which we all know can never be trusted.
Lesley Carhart 
God damn it, I never make dad jokes, but the electrician just showed up and it is a husband+wife duo. I could not resist a "ah, power couple" and it fell flat, fam. IT FELL FLAT.
The Laughing MuseNo, recruiters.
I do not want to be part of a "challenging" team.
I'm in my mid-50s. I want to be part of a "mature" team, a "powerful" team with a large and well-managed "throughput", a "structured" team that knows how to use processes to quickly and accurately handle the Same Stuff Happens Every Week so that when someone else comes screaming in with their ass on fire babbling about something someone else broke and We Need To Document This Thing NOW NOW NOW, one or two of us can calmly turn from our current tasks, neatly and quickly handle La Emergencia, and calm the panicked person's heartrate without raising our own.
I'm old. Fuck "ambition". I just want a good paycheck and no dumbass "this REALLY could have been avoided" hasslepanic.
I do not want to be part of a "challenging" team.
I'm in my mid-50s. I want to be part of a "mature" team, a "powerful" team with a large and well-managed "throughput", a "structured" team that knows how to use processes to quickly and accurately handle the Same Stuff Happens Every Week so that when someone else comes screaming in with their ass on fire babbling about something someone else broke and We Need To Document This Thing NOW NOW NOW, one or two of us can calmly turn from our current tasks, neatly and quickly handle La Emergencia, and calm the panicked person's heartrate without raising our own.
I'm old. Fuck "ambition". I just want a good paycheck and no dumbass "this REALLY could have been avoided" hasslepanic.
The Whore of Blahbylon
Rui Guimarães
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre
Crockett HoughtonOne time I didn’t know enough about a subject to make an informed opinion so I exercised my right to shut the hell up about it. I’ve never felt more alive
Jack Phoenix: comics librarian