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Lesley Carhart

51.1K Followers

2.4K Following

22.9K Posts

I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.

ICS cybersecurity person, @pancakescon organizer, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. Speaker available for gigs.

Gin connoisseur. Rodent parent. Some dipshit from Chicago. Now an immigrant in Melbourne.

I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts are entirely my own.

'they/them' 🏳️‍🌈

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@hacks4pancakes My soul and morals are rich.

As for financially... got suckered into too many of those darn monkey pics.

Lesley Carhart

53m ago

Kevin Beaumont 1h ago

why do i have to restart Windows to update Microsoft Paint, lol

I don’t care how many followers I lose and enrage with this post. I have firm ethical boundaries. This is unacceptable.

Lesley Carhart

1h ago

Daily reminder that there are tons of lovely, brilliant, kind Jewish people in the world who aren’t Zionist - the two things have next to nothing to do with one another - and that even as a simple nerd I can make an effort to boycott and refuse to amplify Israeli cybersecurity software and tools.

@paul_ipv6 @hacks4pancakes

"...and has not been confirmed by any official source."
"...A Voice of America analysis concluded his claims are often false or misleading, and useful to Kremlin messaging."

Unreliable but believable. How do we live like this?

@hacks4pancakes
Nah, apparently he was just joking. Another one of those hilarious rib-ticklers he likes to send out at 3am like any other stable genius.

Lesley Carhart

3d ago

So exactly how close was Trump to starting a nuclear war on Saturday?

Lesley Carhart

5d ago

Maximum shareholder profits

Lesley Carhart

Apr 15

Dr Kim Foale Apr 13

gonna tell my grandkids this was microsoft copilot