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Pro nerd, mostly networks and infosec. All opinions are my own and are probably bad.
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Happy Indigenous People’s Day to the folks who know what to do with christopher columbus artwork
Someone on my teams call is eating on camera. I hate it.
This is my special box of USB cables. It's special because it has the magical ability to contain every single type of USB cable ever made, except for the one you're looking for right now.
Don't let your stolen memes be stolen dreams.

Scripts for cishet white men who want to be better allies:

- Bro that's really fucked up
- Don't say shit like that around me
- I won't let you talk about them that way
- That's a disgusting opinion to have
- Say that again around me and we're going to have a problem
- Shut the fuck up dude

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but now is really not the time to be assholes to other people. And no, your hot take on who screwed up or what went wrong is probably not helping in any way.

As someone who on-boarded with #crowdstrike just last week... I made sure to follow their sensor update guidance and put my servers in N-2. The big question I need an answer to is this:

If my settings were set to only update the sensor after 2 previous new builds why did I also experience 30 blue screens and a night of side loading RAID drivers with a windows bootable USB onto bricked servers? 🤨

EVERY sensor on the earth got this update. N minus 2 my ass.

Is there a good way to help folks conscripted into catfishing when they message you? Or is gentle kindness the best you can do?
Every time someone refers to a 24-bit network as a "class c network" I lose a minute off my lifespan. Every time they say "slash 24 network" I lose closer to 5 minutes.
My new years resolutions? 1280x800 and 1920x1080