XenoPhage 

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Architect of my (he/him) future.
Bloghttps://blog.godshell.com
Keybasehttps://keybase.io/xenophage
XenoPhage 21h ago
Vale1d ago
Google’s AI Overview just confidently informed me that the PDA operating system EPOC (which isn’t an acronym and is instead a reference to the term ‘epoch’) actually stands for ‘Electronic Piece of Cheese’.
XenoPhage 4d ago
Parker Molloy4d ago
I'm a big believer in freedom, which is why it sounds perfectly reasonable that the government should have on-demand access to genetic samples from any person suspected of pissing or shitting where we say they can't piss or shit. You know. Small government stuff 🫠🫡😵‍💫🙃 www.advocate.com/politics/sta...
XenoPhage 5d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@tusk81/116732207797684279

Oh, well.. if ‘Human dignity has no passport’ then it sure as hell isn't allowed here in Trumpistan. No passport would make it illegal, so down with Human dignity!

#trumpistan #fucktrump

XenoPhage Jun 11
KalshannJun 11

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion/116728679464584066

The universe needs more of this; and less of EVERYTHING THE FUCK ELSE!

XenoPhage Jun 11

@gwynnion Just cracked open volume one of wolf, witch, warrior.. so good. Can't wait to see where this goes. I'm only about 3 chapters in.

#bookstodon

XenoPhage Jun 7
Dear Internet, I would like to apologize in advance for the environmental disaster that I surely have just invoked. I put away my winter coat.
XenoPhage Jun 7
JoachimJun 7

*takes notes* yep, still looks easier than using dating apps

by Kat Spark (https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1tzcevj/oc_meet_cute/)

XenoPhage Jun 2
Goldstein (2026 edition)Jun 2
What it looks like watching the Dems try to save America.
XenoPhage Jun 2
Wendy NatherJun 2

RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@Serena/116680808557314630

Folks, the Internets have been won for this week.

Show threadXenoPhage Jun 2
He hung out for a while.. at least 2-3 hours. Then one of the larger bears in the area stomped in and he took off like a shot. Probably not a bad move. :)
#nature #bears