Bonus #Jokes
It's so hot outside that I saw a dog chasing a cat-- and they were both walking.

It's so hot that a chicken just laid an omlette.

It was so hot today that I saw a Robin catching a worm-- he had to use a potholder.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Popcorn #CornOnTheCob #Summer #SummerHeat #ItsHotOutside #Heatwave #HeatDome #DadJokes #DadJoke

#HydrateAndJyrate
#ItsHotOutside
#LesileHall
#SongsInTheKeyOfGold
#TitusJonesRemix
#SoundtrackOfTheMoment

https://youtu.be/qIsr88NvLW0

A matter of rule I've learned:

Above 30° & below -30° it becomes silent outside. No puttering in yard noise, no dogs bark, & even the birds are quiet.

That's my cue to go back into ac 😉🥵

#heatwave #summertime #seasons #itshotoutside #canada #BritishColumbia