Mastodawn

I Over drafted~ Bob Marley and the Wailers
I over drafted the line of credit
but I didn't bounce the checking account
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Zydecopaws 29m ago

ATM network goes down and the only tech that knows how to restore it is on vacation in a place with no cell coverage.

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Paul Chambers🚧32m ago

Defaulting Towers
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Paul Chambers🚧32m ago

Everybody Loves Credit Unions
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Paul Chambers🚧34m ago

Hoarding ~Patsy Cline
🎶 Hoarding, they're hoarding their hard cash from deposit
They're scared
Scared that the banks are going to crash
I swore, but they don't believe we are funded
Hoarding their hard cash
Our reserves are falling too fast
The hoarders will make my bank fail
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getmisch 58m ago

Tears: Landing on luxury tax
...of joy: Getting that fourth railroad
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AutistiCritic 1h ago

#MakeABankerCryAnything Well, I’d probably start with the kneecaps and see what happens after that. 😈 #HashtagGames

getmisch 1h ago

RE: https://mastodon.online/@stevefelten/116304430670405692

...but I did not shoot the Court Deputee
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Paul Chambers🚧1h ago

Mortgage rates (free fallin) ~ Tom Petty

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Will

1h ago

Y2K with critical legacy systems still using 2 digit years.

Also, handling multiple timezones for transaction dates in a national company before UTC encoding took prominence.

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