“This is not a golden calf,” says pastor unveiling a statue of a golden calf.

#kakistocracy #noTaste #cryptoBro

“Trump’s Golden Statue Honored in Bizarre Dedication”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-golden-statue-honored-in-bizarre-dedication/

"Champ de gaz géant du Yorkshire « pour miner du Bitcoin au lieu de renforcer l'énergie britannique » "

#Cryptobro = parasites
#bitcoin

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/04/19/giant-yorkshire-gas-field-to-mine-bitcoin/

Hivemapper Dashcam HDC S
Model: HDC-S-0HE1-001
S/N: HDCS 807

Well, this is an “interesting” device, I grabbed it from ewaste thinking this could be a good webcam or security camera. And it is, in a way – a dashcam that they supposedly paid you in cryptocurrency to drive around while this documented the scenery and road. In short, some custom hardware for mapping roads as you drive, so you can earn their custom cryptocurrency which has devalued. These HDC-S models are recently EOL, and are not recognized in windows or OS X (I have not tried Linux or BSD). They are listed for stupid money on eBay, but I was unable to get them to work for anything.

Analysis/documentation:
https://github.com/obrientg/Hardware/blob/main/Hivemapper_Dashcam_HDC-S.md

#hivemapper #crypto #cryptobro #AI #AIisBS #fraud #EnvironmentalAbuse #ponzi #ponziScheme #cryptocurrency #cryptocurrencyponzi
#dashcam #trash #ewaste #ewastefind
#siliconValley #SillyValley #sanfrancisco #sanfran #sanfranciscocomputers #sanfrancomputers #sanfranciscovintagecomputers #sanfranvintagecomputers #sanfranciscovintagehardware #sanfranvin-tagehardware
#vintagecomputing #vintagecomputint #vintagecomputer #vintagecomputers #vintagecomputalk
#vintagehardware #computerHistory #retro #VCF #vintageComputerFestival
#retrocomputing #retroComputers #WallOfRetro #retroTech #retroTechnology
#nerdsOfVintage #happyNerding
#computer #tech
#upcycle #restore #TechnologyRepair #WasteNotWantNot

I used to think "AI killing us all is unrealistic, nobody would just plug it into the nukes" but I have since come to the conclusion that, yes, AI will kill us all because yes, some AI-addled, brainlet cryptobro will fucking plug it into the fucking nukes. It fails repeatedly, burning THEM and they keep insisting that everyone who's skeptical of it are actually the crazy ones.

#ai #cryptobro #techbro #ww3

Hi han cryptobros a Mastodon?

El Bitcoin va cap avall, alguns deuen haver fet dinerets.

#Crypto #bitcoin #btc #cryptobro

@zakalwe @vfrmedia @piggo @SnowyCA @[email protected]

i view #bluesky as somewhat worse than #threads

threads is honestly and boldly centralized #zuckerberg shit

bluesky on the other hand has extended the #cryptobro con job

(since it's run by crypto bros after all):

1. make a dazzling promise
2. don't deliver on the promise (#decentralization)
3. nevertheless harvest feverish cult devotion on the promise, be damned the reality

people out there enthuse about decentralization and bluesky

it isn't