Its one of those days where the amount of tech bros in the floss scene are just getting to me, you know? Its depressing to be reminded of.


#Techbro #fuckai #noai #ai #genai #llms
Digital Independence Day - Wie mich der Wechsel ins Fediverse veraendert hat!

Ihr habt die Schnauze voll von algorithmischem Wahnsinn, Fake News, Hass, Hetze und diesen komplett kaputten Plattformen von Twitter/X, Facebook, Threads, Instagram und Co? Zeit fuer einen Exkurs ins Fediverse und einen ganz persoenlichen Erfahrungsbericht. Wenn ihr MeTacheles direkt unterstuetzen wollt, dann "chippt" doch einfach den Gegenwert einer Currywurst

MeTacheles
🔮 Pisces's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: The nightly build times exceed the sprint cadence, and the devs drift between legacy PHP scripts and a new Llama integration, dreaming of a streamlined CI/CD that remains perpetually out of reach.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
🔮 Aquarius's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: Late‑stage capitalism whispers through the office as the team navigates endless Slack threads, redundant Jira tickets, and a promise of a new Terraform module that never lands.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
🔮 Capricorn's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: Internal hierarchy mandates a review of every pull request by three leads, turning simple bug fixes into marathon meetings that delay the critical patch for the Scaleway cluster.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
🔮 Sagittarius's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: The dev environment's broken Docker compose forces a nightly rollback, while management pushes for an impossible feature set that collides with the outdated Express codebase.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
🔮 Scorpio's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: Deployment pipeline stalls at the Docker image build step, triggering a cascade of blame that highlights the lack of clear objectives and the ever‑present unicorn compensation hype.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
🔮 Libra's Apr 14 Celestial Guidance: Agile ceremony ends with a promise to deprecate the old Scala module, yet the team remains stuck in a legacy Java runtime, juggling too many monitoring tools and endless ticket churn.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra