any movie script writer who wrote a character so two-dimensional, asinine, & simply stupid, would be laughed outta da movie beeswax altogether

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https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/05/trump-to-deport-el-nino/

Saying he was determined to crack down on undocumented Latino children illegally entering the country, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to immediately find and deport the global weather pattern El Niño.

“We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately,” Trump told a press briefing.

The President was said to be enraged upon learning about the illegal immigrant, but also confused that the news was brought to him by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

“Apparently he crosses the border every few years, wrecks everything, hides in the ocean and nobody stops him. Doesn’t speak English. No papers. A lot of people are saying he is part of a gang. We’re going to look into that,” Trump said.

Meteorologists attempted to explain that El Niño is a naturally occurring ocean-atmosphere phenomenon and not a person, but Trump was unconvinced. “That’s exactly the kind of fancy language the elites use when they don’t want you asking questions,” he said.

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Trump to Deport El Niño — The Shovel

“We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately"

The Shovel
Kleptocratic networks should be treated as transnational enterprises and national security threats, new report warns

Kleptocratic “ecosystems” should be seen as transnational enterprises and national security threats, with the recovery of assets legally linked not only to the individual criminal acts but to the systemic harm caused to national security

University of Exeter News
Hedges Report: The War on Terror Created the Age of Trump

Matt Kennard shows in his new book that the bipartisan War on Terror laid the groundwork for the Trump presidency and the rise of fascism — now, with extremists empowered, we face the consequences. By Chris Hedges The Chris Hedges Report In the United States, but also around the world, fascism

Consortium News

I do not wish Trump ill. While he hasn’t shown a shred of compassion for anyone other than himself, this doesn’t justify any of us lacking compassion for him.good for you then, robert, but fwiw i demur. vigorously. vehemently. with bells on... bigly.



https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/01/trump-what-its-like-to-be-80

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I know what it’s like to be 80. We have reason to worry about Trump’s health

Physical and mental health aren’t easily separated, especially at our age. And the president is showing many concerning signs

The Guardian
I hope it rains on the UFC fight at the White House. Heavy rain & lightning. Throw in some gnats, mosquitoes and locusts. Rain on Trump’s birthday celebration. #TuckFrump
lotsa european & pommy news sites i visit daily continue to slavishly report on every slither & slather & brainfart emitting from creatures orange & maga, almost as if they were sentient & had functioning neurons. weird. 😮🤯🤷🤦‍♀️

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