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The White House has declared victory in the war it started in Iran, saying it has achieved its objectives of spending tens of billions of dollars and causing thousands of deaths in order to return things to roughly as they were before the war started, at least for the next two weeks.
“The Straight of Hormuz is open, Khamenei is the Ayatollah and Iran still has nuclear materials,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement that could have been read out this morning or three months ago.
Leavitt praised President Donald Trump for his ability to broker peace. “There was peace before. Then for some reason there wasn’t. And now there is peace again. Give this man the Nobel Prize,” she said.
One Republican Senator said no-one should ever underestimate Trump again. “Yes, we have spent valuable resources and lost precious lives, yes we have emboldened Iranian leaders and caused a whole new generation of Iranians to despise us, yes we have alienated our allies and caused economic harm across the globe. But let us not forget that the trade route that no one had ever heard of before because it operated without issue for decades, is now operating without issue. Or it will soon, with maybe some minor issues, we haven’t really gone through all the details yet. That is what victory looks like”.
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US Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open — The Shovel
The White House has declared victory in the war it started in Iran, saying it has achieved its objectives of spending tens of billions of dollars and causing thousands of deaths in order to return things to roughly as they were before the war started, at least for the next two weeks.
gasp. closed, y'say... closed 😮 what were the chances? who possibly coulda foreseen this? 🤔🤷
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any movie script writer who wrote a character so two-dimensional, asinine, & simply stupid, would be laughed outta da movie beeswax altogether
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hegseth's skull invaded by enormous vacuum
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https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/05/trump-to-deport-el-nino/
Saying he was determined to crack down on undocumented Latino children illegally entering the country, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to immediately find and deport the global weather pattern El Niño.
“We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately,” Trump told a press briefing.
The President was said to be enraged upon learning about the illegal immigrant, but also confused that the news was brought to him by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
“Apparently he crosses the border every few years, wrecks everything, hides in the ocean and nobody stops him. Doesn’t speak English. No papers. A lot of people are saying he is part of a gang. We’re going to look into that,” Trump said.
Meteorologists attempted to explain that El Niño is a naturally occurring ocean-atmosphere phenomenon and not a person, but Trump was unconvinced. “That’s exactly the kind of fancy language the elites use when they don’t want you asking questions,” he said.
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Saying he was determined to crack down on undocumented Latino children illegally entering the country, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to immediately find and deport the global weather pattern El Niño.
“We’re going to find this Mexican and send him back immediately,” Trump told a press briefing.
The President was said to be enraged upon learning about the illegal immigrant, but also confused that the news was brought to him by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
“Apparently he crosses the border every few years, wrecks everything, hides in the ocean and nobody stops him. Doesn’t speak English. No papers. A lot of people are saying he is part of a gang. We’re going to look into that,” Trump said.
Meteorologists attempted to explain that El Niño is a naturally occurring ocean-atmosphere phenomenon and not a person, but Trump was unconvinced. “That’s exactly the kind of fancy language the elites use when they don’t want you asking questions,” he said.
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https://consortiumnews.com/2026/06/01/hedges-report-the-war-on-terror-created-the-age-of-trump/
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Hedges Report: The War on Terror Created the Age of Trump
Matt Kennard shows in his new book that the bipartisan War on Terror laid the groundwork for the Trump presidency and the rise of fascism — now, with extremists empowered, we face the consequences. By Chris Hedges The Chris Hedges Report In the United States, but also around the world, fascism
I do not wish Trump ill. While he hasn’t shown a shred of compassion for anyone other than himself, this doesn’t justify any of us lacking compassion for him.good for you then, robert, but fwiw i demur. vigorously. vehemently. with bells on... bigly.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/01/trump-what-its-like-to-be-80
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/01/trump-what-its-like-to-be-80
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lotsa european & pommy news sites i visit daily continue to slavishly report on every slither & slather & brainfart emitting from creatures orange & maga, almost as if they were sentient & had functioning neurons. weird. 😮🤯🤷🤦♀️
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