#Debug #Debugging #Mojang #Programmer #Programmers #ItsNotABug #FeatureNotBug #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerMeme #ProgrammerMemes.
#Minecraft #MinecraftMeme #MinecraftMemes #VideoGame #VideoGames #Gaming #GamingMeme #GamingMemes #Meme #Memes
Stop overthinking everything: just use cURL!
(nushell's built-in http command is pretty good, too)
#curl #nushell #humor #humour #programmer_humor #programmerhumor #programmerhumour
This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.
https://theemptypress.com/scientists-confirm-that-everything-you-hate-is-ai/
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyzed thousands of X posts, Reddit threads, and Instagram comments, ultimately identifying a clear and consistent pattern. Dr. Alan explained “Recent trends in […]
“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex #satire
REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even insurmountable”, began Ms. Cline, “that’s where I step in”. She continued, “Often in our field, my peers can find themselves labouring for hours over […]
Random nocturnal brain-thought after 10 random open Wikipedia tabs:
Tech bros came up with random bullshit hardware like crypto mining ASICs and now they're busy pushing "AI" chipsets (whatever the hell that actually means) on every device.
Can you *imagine* how rad future we would have gotten if we had started building fractal math coprocessors in the 1990s, though?
I want less of that blue-sky nonsense about Merkle trees and sidechains and *practical* nonsense about video compression with wavelets 'n' shit!
When debugging a parallel application, I’d follow Mr White’s advice and:
Minecraft Memery ⛏️
phantom49
Patrick Fournier
The Empty Press
Silver Arrows
Elye
Yesterday's Rose
Dani(ela) 
