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Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex - The Empty Press

REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even insurmountable”, began Ms. Cline, “that’s where I step in”. She continued, “Often in our field, my peers can find themselves labouring for hours over […]

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Random nocturnal brain-thought after 10 random open Wikipedia tabs:

Tech bros came up with random bullshit hardware like crypto mining ASICs and now they're busy pushing "AI" chipsets (whatever the hell that actually means) on every device.

Can you *imagine* how rad future we would have gotten if we had started building fractal math coprocessors in the 1990s, though?

I want less of that blue-sky nonsense about Merkle trees and sidechains and *practical* nonsense about video compression with wavelets 'n' shit!

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When debugging a parallel application, I’d follow Mr White’s advice and:

#programming #threads #programmerhumour #breakingbad #funny

~ $ date +%j 255 ~ $ #Welp, happy new year's eve to all my 8-bit enjoyers! XD

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