https://stackoverflow.com/questions/26965331/javascript-prank-joke#26965332
“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex #satire

REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even insurmountable”, began Ms. Cline, “that’s where I step in”. She continued, “Often in our field, my peers can find themselves labouring for hours over […]
Random nocturnal brain-thought after 10 random open Wikipedia tabs:
Tech bros came up with random bullshit hardware like crypto mining ASICs and now they're busy pushing "AI" chipsets (whatever the hell that actually means) on every device.
Can you *imagine* how rad future we would have gotten if we had started building fractal math coprocessors in the 1990s, though?
I want less of that blue-sky nonsense about Merkle trees and sidechains and *practical* nonsense about video compression with wavelets 'n' shit!
When debugging a parallel application, I’d follow Mr White’s advice and:
~ $ date +%j
255
~ $ #Welp, happy new year's eve to all my 8-bit enjoyers! XD
#8bit #joke #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #Programmer_Humor #Programmer_Humour