A boy named Peter was in love with a girl
Who dissed him cold and wouldn't give him a twirl.
But he hit the number,
Got rich as a cucumber,
Now he disses her and rocks another girl's world.

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There was a young man from Goa
who had a large pet boa
And everytime it ate
t'would regurgitate
the bones of people on tour.

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Making

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Fit hitting the shan.

Ha, gotem.

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There once was a boy named Frankie
Who refused to use a hanky
When his nose would run
He wasn't any fun
Because he would get really cranky.

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The aorta is my favorite artery.

It has a special place in my heart.

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So Neil Diamond has put his Volvo up for sale on eBay.

Swede car online.

I'll be in my corner ... #dadjokes #funnies #silly #jokes #humour #dadjoke

I'm not that attractive, I swear
I haven't been blessed with much hair
My face I don't mind it
Because I'm behind it
It's the people out front who I scare!

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Silly old Billy Bob Joe
He accidentally stubbed his big toe.
He thought he was dying,
For days he was crying,
Over his ridiculous tale of woe.

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