once there was a little han
who lived in north vietnam
one day he went out walking
and found a sniper stalking
now hes a dead little span.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a toad in the road,
the toad in the road's name was cload,
then along came a car,
and spread him afar,
and now cload is part of the road.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There once was a duck named Brulikken,
Who was colder than the dickens,
So he put on a clove,
Jumped in a stove,
And soon became fried chicken.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

# barista-update -r 42.42-RELEASE upgrade

coffee component not installed, skipped (already in the cup)
Looking up bsd.cafe mirrors... 1 mirror found (it's always the same counter).
Fetching metadata signature for 42.42-RELEASE from bsd.cafe... done.
Fetching metadata index... done.
Inspecting barista... too much hair found, skipped.
Preparing to download files (and tiramisu)... done.

The following components of barista seem to be installed:
patience/base listening/world caffeine/generic
sarcasm/light long-term-memory/dbg

The following components of barista do not seem to be installed:
diplomacy/lib32 vacation/base regular-sleep/lib32-dbg head/hair

Does this look reasonable (y/n)? y

The following components of barista will be upgraded:
patience -> patience-42.42 (improved handling of difficult spam bots)
caffeine -> caffeine-42.42 (new backend: ZFS - Zero Faulty Sips)
listening -> listening-42.42 (now supports silences too, but being Italian it will be hard)

WARNING: This barista is running a custom kernel ("stubborn"), which is
not a configuration distributed as part of BSD Cafe. Proceeding anyway, as always.

To install the downloaded upgrades, run "barista-upgrade install"
and please offer the administrator a coffee.

#BSDCafe #Jokes

There once was a nice mellow flower
Who she had crazy tremendous power
She was yellow and blue
She does want to know you
But she has to go cause it's her hour!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Centipedes

https://juliaclement.com/joke-a-day/centipedes/

A fellow ate too many beans
And blew the seat out of his jeans.
When he did this he said,
'I need needle and thread.
You know I don't like to make scenes!'

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

I just saw a paleontologist sitting in a bar talking to a piece of coal.

He must be carbon dating.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟴 ’ 👽🛸🌌

That would make me spiral, for sure. 😐

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist

There once was a girl named Tilly.
Who had a brother named brother named Billy.
She stepped on his toes,
And punched his nose.
That's the truth, really!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke