There was a girl called Hanna
She comes out of Havannah
She is very silly
and married Willi
but still live with her Mama
written by Ricarda, Denis, Robert, Stefan

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I read
"Nvidia says AI cuts 10-month, eight-engineer GPU design task to overnight job — company is still 'a long way' from AI designing chips without human input"

And I wonder - should we expect soon a series of faulty video cards each at the price of a car?
Just asking...
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I'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs
This download's so long I'm nearly numb.
Oh! whenever will it end
I thought Netscape was a friend
Twiddle deedle, tweedle didle, tweedle dum.
Sam Hollar

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Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village half-wit sat,
Amusing himself
By abusing himself'
And catching the stuff in his hat.

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When I was a child, we had a clock made out of stone.

Those were hard times.

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I walked into a pub with my wife.

The bartender asked, 'Would you like a drink for your wife?'

I said, 'That sounds like a fair swap.'

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And said, 'That's my piano you punk!
It is mine, I can tell,
And belongs in my cell;
You're a thieving Felonious Monk

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The reason why you go to school
Is to learn one important rule.
Feed the brain
Or go insane,
Anyone can be a fool!

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Today I bought 2 bananas, an apple, and a pack of cigarettes.

The cashier looked at me and said, "You must be single, huh?"

And I'm like, "How do you know that?"

She said, "Because you're ugly."

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There's an arthritic lady in Fakenham
Whose joints have a worsening ache in 'em.
Her pain level's rising
Which isn't surprising:
She's GOT pills, but hasn't been takin' 'em!

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