Mastodawn

This news is of great consolation to the thousands of Amazon employees who were told they were being laid off for AI.

Pumpkin McPornhumper

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Mayor McTreason

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Candyvan McTaco Twit

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Narcoleptic Napoleon

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Railway Expo: AI Blaming Staff for Crashes Wins Grand Prize

Judges chose blame AI over brakes: "CEO pensions are more vital than passenger lives."

BOROWITZ REPORT 6/11/26 SATIRE
Iranian Navy Humiliates Trump by Closing Reflecting Pool

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"Woman rescued at Olive Garden after man forced her into ‘satanic ritual’ and held her hostage, police say"

Did you know that you play an order of fries backwards, you can hear Satan eat a salad?

Police filed an emergency restraining order against the man to keep him away from the woman.

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