Mastodawn

Voldermoron

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.

Der Cheetoführer

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.

Pumpkin Pinochet

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.

I use the same answer when people tell me that Georgetown should rehire Ilya Shapiro.

You know, because accepting rumors without investigation is not the foundation of idiocy.

There are two correct translations for "Erlöse uns von dem Bösen":

"deliver us from evil"

AND

"release us from the evil guy"

Hope a certain president will turn the other cheek 😄

Donald McRapesalot

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.

Agent Orange

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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.

Birmingham to help Scunthorpe with fuel

With streets lined with combustible material, Birmingham has offered to help Scunthorpe steel works with fuel.

Birmingham to help Scunthorpe with fuel

With streets lined with combustible material, Birmingham has offered to help Scunthorpe steel works with fuel.