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Are we the only ones who think that Avi Lewis kind of looks like a fancy Tim Robinson?
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https://theemptypress.com/scientists-confirm-that-everything-you-hate-is-ai/
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OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyzed thousands of X posts, Reddit threads, and Instagram comments, ultimately identifying a clear and consistent pattern. Dr. Alan explained “Recent trends in […]
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https://theemptypress.com/society-of-ornithologists-condemns-nelly-furtado-for-defaming-avians/
OTTAWA – Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado’s signature song “I’m Like a Bird”, for lyrics that they perceive as depicting the feathered animals in a negative light. “Until recently, I had assumed that Ms. Furtado had finally come to her senses and removed that slanderous track from […]
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