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New rule: Only name things after, and build statues of, Women of Colour
We'd like to know how Tim Uppal, Amanpreet Gill, Jasraj Hallan and Jagsharan Mahal feel about Pierre Poilievre advocating for the Order of Canada to be bestowed upon a man who used his platform to support the Royal Canadian Legion's turban ban.
"When visiting the lavatories, it is customary for men to give a sympathetic nod to the ladies waiting in line".
Unsure if a bench or an art installation.
We assume it's an homage to the OG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_New_York_City#Race_and_ethnicity
Live from London, it's TWO PEOPLE OF COLOUR!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_London#Ethnicity_overall
What if they change their name to ‘Chauhanenko’?
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/public-safety-minister-halts-refugee-family-deportation-9.7137963
A little late, but probably more appropriate, today, anyway:
HALIFAX – As the planet Earth completed a quarter of orbit its orbit around the Sun, marking the official start of Spring, it also signalled the official beginning of Nova Scotia’s Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season. So-named for the phrase residents often find themselves screaming at the weather forecast, “Justelmy”, as […]
