The Empty Press

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We're TheEmptyPress, AKA "The Old Dark Lady". We write worthless, satirical garbage. Also, we're not an AI, we're just bad at what we do.

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We'd like to know how Tim Uppal, Amanpreet Gill, Jasraj Hallan and Jagsharan Mahal feel about Pierre Poilievre advocating for the Order of Canada to be bestowed upon a man who used his platform to support the Royal Canadian Legion's turban ban.

#DonCherry #OrderOfCanada #Canada

"When visiting the lavatories, it is customary for men to give a sympathetic nod to the ladies waiting in line".

#Metiquette #TheMet

Unsure if a bench or an art installation.

#MetProblems #TheMet

Demographics of New York City - Wikipedia

Equinox: Nova Scotia officially enters Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season - The Empty Press

HALIFAX – As the planet Earth completed a quarter of orbit its orbit around the Sun, marking the official start of Spring, it also signalled the official beginning of Nova Scotia’s Just Tell Me What Fucking Jacket to Wear Season. So-named for the phrase residents often find themselves screaming at the weather forecast, “Justelmy”, as […]

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...So, we're betting on:

Robert Mueller was a GREAT PATRIOT who found "NO EVIDENCE" of wrongdoing by YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP. I just wish he had a chance to investigate CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON AND THE "WOKE" DEMOCRATS LIKE ALEXANDRA INSANIO CORTEZ! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

- DJT

#RobertMueller #Mueller #Trump

Here’s a Chuck Norris fact for you:

Chuck Norris supported California Proposition 8 banning same-sex marriage and the Barack Obama birther conspiracy.

#ChuckNorris

Fatal shooting of man on highway south of Edmonton was random: friends

The two friends who were in the car with Birinder Singh when he was shot dead on the highway south of Edmonton are wondering if discrimination was behind what they are describing as a completely random act of violence. Singh, 22, was driving on Highway 2 with his friends on Saturday afternoon when police say […]

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