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In lieu of jet, Ford to be carried on litter followed by rose petal–scattering virgins - The Empty Press
TORONTO — After weeks of controversy, Ontario Premier Rob Ford has scrapped plans to travel via a $30 million private jet, opting instead for the more cost-effective solution of being carried on a plinth while a procession of virgins follows, scattering rose petals in his wake. Dressed in a toga and resting prostrate on a […]


