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https://theemptypress.com/scientists-confirm-that-everything-you-hate-is-ai/

#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire

Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI - The Empty Press

OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyzed thousands of X posts, Reddit threads, and Instagram comments, ultimately identifying a clear and consistent pattern. Dr. Alan explained “Recent trends in […]

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The Empty Press 1d ago

We're not too proud to piggyback off of someone else's success.

https://theemptypress.com/society-of-ornithologists-condemns-nelly-furtado-for-defaming-avians/

#Junos2026 #NellyFurtado

Society of Ornithologists condemns Nelly Furtado for defaming Avians - The Empty Press

OTTAWA – Officials at the Royal Institute of Ornithology are condemning Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado’s signature song “I’m Like a Bird”, for lyrics that they perceive as depicting the feathered animals in a negative light. “Until recently, I had assumed that Ms. Furtado had finally come to her senses and removed that slanderous track from […]

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The Empty Press 1d ago

"How can I honour a legendary artist while still making it all about myself?"

#DrakeProblems #Junos2026 #NellyFurtado

The Empty Press 4d ago

"I asked ChatGPT to explain 'Memento', and I still don't get it"

The Empty Press 4d ago

New rule: Only name things after, and build statues of, Women of Colour

#CesarChavez

The Empty Press 5d ago

Apparently, the constitution is sacred to the province that refused to ratify it.

#Bill21 #PolQC #Canada #Quebec

The Empty Press 6d ago

We'd like to know how Tim Uppal, Amanpreet Gill, Jasraj Hallan and Jagsharan Mahal feel about Pierre Poilievre advocating for the Order of Canada to be bestowed upon a man who used his platform to support the Royal Canadian Legion's turban ban.

#DonCherry #OrderOfCanada #Canada