The Empty PressMar 30

This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.

https://theemptypress.com/scientists-confirm-that-everything-you-hate-is-ai/

#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire

Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI - The Empty Press

OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyzed thousands of X posts, Reddit threads, and Instagram comments, ultimately identifying a clear and consistent pattern. Dr. Alan explained “Recent trends in […]

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Show threadSilver ArrowsMar 16

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/26965331/javascript-prank-joke#26965332

#memes #programmerHumour #funny #Coding

ElyeMar 12
Dev Phobia Words Evolution... #Programmer #Coding #ProgrammerHumour
The Empty PressMar 2

“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”

https://theemptypress.com/smug-software-developer-confident-she-can-solve-iran-conflict-with-simple-regex/

#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex #satire

Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex - The Empty Press

REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even insurmountable”, began Ms. Cline, “that’s where I step in”. She continued, “Often in our field, my peers can find themselves labouring for hours over […]

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Yesterday's RoseOct 28

Random nocturnal brain-thought after 10 random open Wikipedia tabs:

Tech bros came up with random bullshit hardware like crypto mining ASICs and now they're busy pushing "AI" chipsets (whatever the hell that actually means) on every device.

Can you *imagine* how rad future we would have gotten if we had started building fractal math coprocessors in the 1990s, though?

I want less of that blue-sky nonsense about Merkle trees and sidechains and *practical* nonsense about video compression with wavelets 'n' shit!

#programmerhumour

Dani(ela) Sep 24, 2025

When debugging a parallel application, I’d follow Mr White’s advice and:

#programming #threads #programmerhumour #breakingbad #funny

phantom49Sep 24, 2025
😵‍💫🥴 #git #github #dev #software #funny #memes #humour #jokes #lol #programming #programmerhumour
phantom49Sep 16, 2025
😂 #jokes #humour #lol #programming #programmerhumour #ai #GenAI #mom
R.L. Dane    🍵 Sep 13, 2025
~ $ date +%j 255 ~ $ #Welp, happy new year's eve to all my 8-bit enjoyers! XD

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Axel LeroyAug 17, 2025
McDonalds Java
#meme #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammingMemes