Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 
(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
Maria Langer | 📝🛥️💎@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
Sjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
#notmyfault
#notmyfault
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the bulb has to want to change.
R.L. Dane 
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?
In honor of our Portland frog protesters…
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.