How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the bulb has to want to change.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Therapy #MentalHealth

LOOK EVERYBODY,

It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!

IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?

https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287

P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol

#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417

DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.

On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe

Why do developers wear glasses?

So they can C#.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Development #Dev

It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?

#Halloween #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Zombies

In honor of our Portland frog protesters…

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open-toad sandals.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Portland #PDX #PortlandFrogs

Horse walks into a bar…

Bartender: hey.

Horse: sure, thanks.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.

Then it dawned on me.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

“To get to the other side.”

#Chickens #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Jokes #Humor