There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.

They are the Tolkien white guys.

(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)

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Any good mom jokes accounts to follow?

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I don't think i can have a baby. Someone who cries and shits their pants

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/44832735

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor which people begin to truly believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error.

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Yoinked from @kyrielle :

“It’s a wonder cats are so graceful, when they really shouldn’t be able to move at all.”

“Huh?”

“They’re always on paws.”

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A: He checks the reverence manual.

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I named my dogs Calvin and Klein. They're boxers.

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The other day a woman asked if i wanted to exchange phone numbers, but I told her that would be confusing to anyone who wanted to call either of us.

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