Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 

It’s Halloween. Who would I be if I didn’t throw out some dad jokes about it?

#Halloween #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #Zombies

Oct 31 at 7:53pmWeb
Show threadAndrew DeaconOct 31
@markwyner what do Zombie Plumbers work on?
DRAAAINS
Show threadMorgan AldridgeOct 31

@markwyner This sounds like it's straight out of "My Fair Zombie Lady" (if there is such a thing, which there probably is):

"The raaaaaaaaaaaains in Spaaaaaaaaaains, staaaaaaaaaaay [unintelligible] in the plaaaaaaaaaains."

Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Oct 31
@morgant 😂
Show threadGrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸Nov 1
@markwyner And here I thought vegetarian zombies ate greengrocers