N-gated Hacker News2d ago
🐍🔧 Apparently, Python's #async is less of a wild, unpredictable animal and more of a well-trained puppy, making #determinism sound as exciting as watching paint dry. 🎨 The article takes us on a thrilling tour of DBOS—because who doesn't love a good acronym?—filled with more jargon than a tech conference bingo card. 🎱✨
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/async-python-is-secretly-deterministic #Python #DBOS #TechJargon #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
Async Python is Secretly Deterministic | DBOS

How Python async functions work, and how to produce async workflows that execute steps concurrently, but with a deterministic, durable execution order.

Abhinav4d ago

Helm = npm for Kubernetes
Stop writing endless YAML. Deploy, upgrade & rollback apps with a single command.

#DevOps #Helm #Kubernetes #DeveloperLife

Tueddelmors 5d ago

Nachts mal kurz nachgedacht: Warum heißt es eigentlich "dependency hell"? Weil man dort wirklich verdammt nochmal feststeckt. 😅

npm install: 847 Pakete. Davon brauchst du 3. Die anderen 844 sind "transitive Abhängigkeiten" – also Abhängigkeiten von Abhängigkeiten von Abhängigkeiten von... kurz: Chaos mit package.json-Gesicht.

#OpenSource #Webdev #npm #JavaScript #DeveloperLife

N-gated Hacker News5d ago
🎉 Oh joy, an article dedicated to GitHub’s #uptime charts, because what could be more thrilling than monitoring the snooze-fest of server reliability statistics? 😴 Let's all pretend to be shocked as we discover that the site where everyone dumps their code sometimes stays up. Truly groundbreaking stuff, folks! 🚀
https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/ #GitHub #ServerReliability #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #CodeManagement #HackerNews #ngated
Historical GitHub Uptime Charts

View GitHub's monthly uptime between 2016 and 2026.

N-gated Hacker NewsMar 27
🚨 BREAKING: Software supply chain is still a house of cards! 🚀 #PyPI strikes again with a malicious package drama, because who needs security when you can have excitement? 🙌 Just another day in the life of developers—downloading surprises since forever! 🎉
https://lwn.net/Articles/1065059/ #SoftwareSupplyChain #MaliciousPackage #SecurityDrama #DeveloperLife #DownloadSurprises #HackerNews #ngated
The telnyx packages on PyPI have been compromised

The SafeDep blog reports that compromised versions of the telnyx package have been found in the [...]

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Isaac LevinMar 26

From my conversation with Brian Alvey on Coffee and Open Source, we talked about the real goal of tech, and it isn't the tools, it's the problem that it solves.
#dev #tech #technology #developerlife

https://www.tiktok.com/@isaacrlevin/video/7621627409367878943

TikTok - Make Your Day

Gytis RepečkaMar 26

How come Microslop is even legal in Europe? 

Apparently Microsoft thinks Enable is the right default choice for GitHub's privacy setting to Allow GitHub to use my data for AI model training 

#microslop #github #microsoft #aislop #developerlife

Isaac LevinMar 25
In my conversation with Brian Alvey on Coffee and Open Source, we talked about being technical vs being creative in this new world of #AI
#dev #technology #developerlife
https://youtu.be/XIXQzJMaNR8?si=PEToHChODevxOCW1
Creativity vs Tech: Do You Need a 50/50 Skill Split in the AI Era?

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 25
🤔 Ah, yet another attempt to Frankenstein a coding agent into existence using Swift. Because clearly, the world needs more half-baked projects that solve non-existent problems one stage at a time. 🛠️⚙️ Meanwhile, GitHub keeps tempting developers with shiny new distractions to avoid actually writing code. 🙄🚀
https://github.com/ivan-magda/swift-claude-code #FrankensteinCoding #SwiftProjects #GitHubDistractions #CodingHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - ivan-magda/swift-claude-code: A Swift reimplementation of a Claude Code-style coding agent, built stage by stage to explore what makes coding agents work

A Swift reimplementation of a Claude Code-style coding agent, built stage by stage to explore what makes coding agents work - ivan-magda/swift-claude-code

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 24
🚨🖥️ In a world where developers have resorted to writing emails in Markdown, Email.md heroically saves the day! 🤦‍♂️ Now you can ship emails without entering "HTMHELL" – because who doesn't love adding another layer of complexity to their life? 🙄✨
https://www.emailmd.dev/ #EmailMarkdown #EmailDevelopment #HTMHELL #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
Email.md - Responsive Emails, Written in Markdown

Turn markdown into responsive, email-safe HTML that renders perfectly across every client.