DoomsdaysCWMe to hubby (after using every bowl in the cupboard).
"I've got big bowls
Oh, I've got big bowls
And they're such big bowls
Dirty big bowls
And he's got big bowls
And she's got big bowls
But we've got the biggest bowls of them all!"
Lol.
N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, the burning question we've all been pondering while sheltering in place: What's the optimal velocity for a chicken smack to achieve culinary perfection? 🤔🥴 Spoiler: unless you're The Flash with culinary aspirations, your dinner's gonna be raw, genius. 🍗💥
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AnneTheWriter#CookingTip -- Know how to distinguish your #FreshHerbs .
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
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Jonathan DresnerSamuel Cookit, “Waiting for Legumes”
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Why did the Thai chef refuse to use measuring cups? Because they wanted to 🍲 wing it in the kitchen! 😂🇹🇭
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10 .#JustWingingIt"
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What did the chef say to the vegetables? Lettuce turnip the beet! 🥬👨🍳😂
#CookingHumor #ChefJokes #LettucePun #TurnipPuns #VegetableLaughter #FoodieLaughs #PunnyKitchen #BeetJokes #HappyCooking #KitchenFunnies"
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Why did the chef quit his job? He couldn't handle the heat 🔥 and all the 🍅ines🍴!
#cheflife #cookinghumor #foodpuns #kitchencapers #chefjokes #dinnerlaughs #culinarycomedy #restaurantrenaming #souschefsayings #serverstruggles"
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" """Why couldn't the pancake go to the party? Because it was feeling flat!"" #pancakejokes #breakfastfood #flapjackfunny #punnyhumor #comedykitchen #laughallday #lightandfluffy #butterygoodness #yumsters #cookinghumor"
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