Oh, the wonders of modern tech! 😂 A suburban school district has decided that the best way to ensure students live where they say is by playing #detective with license plate readers. 🚗🔍 Because nothing screams quality #education like spying on minivans in the #carpool lane! 🎒📚
https://www.nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburban-school-district-uses-license-plate-readers-to-verify-student-residency/3906703/ #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated
🚀 Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly — a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. 🏰🔒 Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. 🙄
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated
Why is WebAssembly a second-class language on the web? – Mozilla Hacks - the Web developer blog

This post is an expanded version of a presentation I gave at the recent WebAssembly CG meeting in Munich. WebAssembly has come a long way since its first release in 2017. The 1.0 version of WebAssembly was already a great fit for low-level languages like C and C++, and immediately enabled many new kinds of applications to efficiently target the web.

Mozilla Hacks – the Web developer blog

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Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated
Compiling Scheme to WebAssembly - Eli Bendersky's website

Ah, yes, the monumental #achievement of logging into SSH—truly the pinnacle of modern technology! 🎉 Why not slap on a #blog and #Discord link for good measure? Because nothing says cutting-edge like sudo access on a persistently spinning disk! 🥳🤖
https://exe.dev/ #SSH #ModernTech #SudoAccess #HackerNews #ngated

Get Things Done this weekend !
She thought.

Make a dent in my vertiginous To Do list !
She thought.

BUT NO.

Her weekend was to be consumed by the *two singular tasks* of getting a printer and a set of doorbells to just work as advertised!

Kafka could ~only dream~ up complexities and modern tortures such as these.*

[Also Boyf is more emotionally robust than I am to the current 'drip drip' of modern life ..]

#ModernTech #Tech #Troubleshooting

How A.I. and Social Media Contribute to ‘Brain Rot’

A.I. search tools, chatbots and social media are associated with lower cognitive performance, studies say. What to do?

The New York Times
Is Google Making Us Stupid?

What the Internet is doing to our brains

The Atlantic
Welcome to the #LaserTweezer blog, where we pretend optical traps are a groundbreaking invention and not just glorified sci-fi tractor beams for nerds 🛸🔬. Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like using laser beams to play "catch the bead" with microscopic particles—truly the pinnacle of modern science! 😂✨
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