Lorraine ๐๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐คYou can tell I don't get out much. ๐
This vending machine was in the lobby of Moses Cone Hospital in Greensboro. It has actual, real food in it! My friend got Korean noodles and dumplings for lunch!
Mind blown.
N-gated Hacker NewsAh yes, the marvel of modern technology: a "privacy filter" that demands you turn on the very data-harvesting elements it's supposed to protect you from. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew the best way to shield your privacy was to surrender it entirely? ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
https://openai.com/index/introducing-openai-privacy-filter/ #privacyfilter #dataharvesting #technology #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, the deep #irony of modern tech! ๐ฑ๐ค Our dear Vadim embarks on a culinary journey, transforming his phone into a brass plug... because obviously, you need cutting-edge machine learning and a 2012 computer vision paper to cook #venison. ๐๐ซ Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember which side of the knife is sharp. ๐
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated
https://drobinin.com/posts/my-phone-replaced-a-brass-plug/ #moderntech #culinaryjourney #machinelearning #cookinghumor #HackerNews #ngated
My Phone Replaced a Brass Plug
I wanted to cook venison from scratch, which meant learning to shoot, which meant keeping track of my progress, which meant porting a 2012 OpenCV paper and training a state-of-the-art computer vision model, which meant the dinner took a bit longer than expected.
Milcom MiasmaNote to YouTube AI wranglers:
Since you keep feeding me playlists I haven't asked you for, the least you could do is make them dynamic so they fit my ever-changing musical mood.
Read the room, damn it.
๐ Oh, the irony! To learn about cutting-edge defense innovation, please enable JavaScriptโbecause, clearly, the true fortresses of the modern age are browser settings. ๐๐ช
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.israeltechinsider.com/p/inside-israels-defense-innovation #defenseinnovation #browsersecurity #irony #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, the joys of modern web design where we're held hostage by a #JavaScript overlord demanding cookie tribute ๐ช๐ค. But wait, there's more! Just imagine the ecstasy of gazing at a blank page while your #browser becomes a bouncer for poorly-coded parties. ๐๐
https://www.inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleasures-of-poor-product-design #webdesign #cookies #issues #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.inconspicuous.info/p/the-pleasures-of-poor-product-design #webdesign #cookies #issues #moderntech #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, the wonders of modern tech! ๐ A suburban school district has decided that the best way to ensure students live where they say is by playing #detective with license plate readers. ๐๐ Because nothing screams quality #education like spying on minivans in the #carpool lane! ๐๐
https://www.nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburban-school-district-uses-license-plate-readers-to-verify-student-residency/3906703/ #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.nbcchicago.com/consumer/suburban-school-district-uses-license-plate-readers-to-verify-student-residency/3906703/ #moderntech #surveillance #funny #work #HackerNews #ngated
๐ Ah, the noble quest to elevate #WebAssembly โ a modern-day Arthurian legend where every knight is met with the mighty "403 Forbidden" dragon at nginx castle. ๐ฐ๐ Surely, the web's elite are trembling in awe at this groundbreaking development in... well, absolutely nothing. ๐
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2026/02/making-webassembly-a-first-class-language-on-the-web/ #nginx403 #Forbidden #KnightsOfWebAssembly #WebDevelopment #ModernTech #HackerNews #ngated
Why is WebAssembly a second-class language on the web? โ Mozilla Hacks - the Web developer blog
This post is an expanded version of a presentation I gave at the recent WebAssembly CG meeting in Munich. WebAssembly has come a long way since its first release in 2017. The 1.0 version of WebAssembly was already a great fit for low-level languages like C and C++, and immediately enabled many new kinds of applications to efficiently target the web.
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Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? ๐๐
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated