Very sed news, but at least it's a Bourne Again SHell.
See more wearable & shareable puns & dad jokes at http://punintentional.us !
SF Bay Area SW eng. Dad joker, singing #bikeCommuter, half #Latino (🇵🇷) #bilingual. #Enneagram9, #photographer, #progressiveChristian. #LGBTQRightsAreHumanRights
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Not a fan: fascism, misinformation, ends justifying means, grifters, logical fallacies, scapegoating, Christian Nationalism.
| Location | San José, California |
| Pronouns | He/Him, cishet LGBTQIA+ ally |
| My Dad Described His Kids As | "Half anglo, half Puerto Rican & half Mexican." |
| Living on | Tamien Nation, Ohlone & Muwekma land |
Very sed news, but at least it's a Bourne Again SHell.
See more wearable & shareable puns & dad jokes at http://punintentional.us !
Very sed news, but at least it's a Bourne Again SHell.
See more wearable & shareable puns & dad jokes at http://punintentional.us !
Someone also stole all the precinct's toilet seats. The police still don't have anything to go on.
In other news, someone drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony. Police are looking into it. 😏
Check out the "wearable and shareable" puns & dad jokes on my Etsy store at http://punintentional.us -- perfect gifts for Father's Day!
I created my own NFT! Works as a funny everyday tee -- or as a super-easy Halloween costume.
If you want one, my Etsy store is at http://punintentional.us !
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An original design prompted by a punny exchange on my extended family's group chat.
I've put up a tshirt and a mug with this design on my Etsy store, http://punintentional.us
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Someone also stole all the precinct's toilet seats. The police still don't have anything to go on.
In other news, someone drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony. Police are looking into it. 😏
Check out the "wearable and shareable" puns & dad jokes on my Etsy store at http://punintentional.us -- perfect gifts for Father's Day!
I created my own NFT! Works as a funny everyday tee -- or as a super-easy Halloween costume.
If you want one, my Etsy store is at http://punintentional.us !
#dadJoke #dadJokes #pun #puns #halloweenCostume #costumeIdeas #nft #nfts #crypto