It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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At the ATM

https://lemmy.world/post/45110871

Did you know that Big Foot often gets confused for Sasquatch?

https://lemmy.world/post/45108989

Only 8 Dad Jokes are left in our voting bracket!

They all had big wins in the previous round except for Dog MRIs beating Emotional Baggage by 1 vote.

Vote now in the Quarterfinal Round! Everyone is welcome.
The deadline is Sunday night, April 5.

https://votingbrackets.com/favorite-dad-jokes-2026-quarterfinals/

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I am pleased to announce that after three years hard work I have been awarded a first class degree in Salad Preparation. I now have lettuce after my name!

#jokeoftheday #academicculinaryhumour #dadjokes

People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!

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A plain bagel.

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Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.

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I was looking good for a silver medal at the local cheese making contest.

But then I fell at the final curdle.

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