I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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I keep taking a screenshot of my stats on FoxiMax: is this normal?

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With Club biscuits no longer being chocolate

if you like a lot emulsifier and flavours on your biscuit join our club.

it just doesn't have the same ring, maybe they should just go back to chocolate

(for slogan context)
https://youtu.be/cBD3xnI5eSE?si=45N4LxCVe47fbH5B

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86737yg3jlo

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Because of all the knights.

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I guess someone had too much thyme on their hands…

Oliver and I came across this when on our morning walk. #DadJokes

Nice belt.

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I'll just go on ahead.

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Sad that the local archery business had to close.

They weren’t hitting their targets.

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Do you know why zombies put the tomato on their sandwich before the brains?

Mind over 'maters.

Happy Monday, everyone.

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I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

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