My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

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They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

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...Everything was explained in painstaking detail...

#Puns #Jokes #DadJokes #Dracula #Vampires

I’m trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty operating my doorbell.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

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Because it's indivisible.

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Did you know I studied Dad Jokes in college?

https://lemmy.world/post/44814450

We’re on to Round Two of our Dad Jokes voting bracket!

The closest votes from the first round were:

Baker dough over Sprinter eating by 1 vote!
Pirate birthday over Shoes from dealer by 1 vote!
Pirate iPad over Clock therapy by 1 vote!
Birds fly south over Fish hit wall by 3 votes
Catch a squirrel over Boring job by 3 votes
Catching fog over Facial hair grew on me by 3 votes
Clock maker over Brown and sticky by 3 votes
Computer cold over Shady trees by 3 votes
Emotional baggage over Balloon business by 3 votes
Shocking electrician over Pizza too cheesy by 3 votes
Tomato blush over Eggs cracking up by 3 votes
Broken pencil over Sleeping bull by 4 votes
Time travel joke over An impasta by 4 votes

Vote now in Round Two! Everyone is welcome.
The deadline is Sunday evening, March 29.

https://votingbrackets.com/favorite-dad-jokes-2026-round-two/

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I couldn't stop twisting and turning in bed last night. I was torquing in my sleep

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #engineeringhumour