(Knit knit purl, knit knit purl...)
Buddy, you're a lamb, make some wool man,
Playing in the field
Gonna be a big ram someday
You got mud on your fleece
You big dumb sheep
Chewin' your grass all over NZ, singin'

We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)

Buddy, you're a young ram, soft ram
Letting out a bleat
Gonna take off your wool someday
Your wool's used for lace
You big disgrace
Showing those holes all over the place

We will, we will sock you (Sing it, oh)
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)

Buddy, you're an old ram, poor ram
Bleating with your peeps
Gonna make you some fleece someday
You got mud on your face
Big dumb sheep
Somebody better put you back into your graze

We will, we will sock you, sing it
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)
Everybody, we will, we will sock you
Hmm, we will, we will sock you
Alright

(Credit to @goleztrol for the bit about lace)

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I don't buy a lot at Christmas
We don't need Black Friday merch
I don't think that we're religious
We don't even go to church.

All I see is people fighting
When they should be candle-lighting
Make the battles cease
All I want for Christmas, is Peace.

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@pdmckone

We're all crammed into the car
Driving hours to visit dad, 
Jolly tunes upon the radio:
Chris Rea isn't all that bad. 

Who knows what there is to eat? 
Roasted spuds and tasty meat. 
What more could there be? 
Save all the leftovers for me!

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Hey, look! isn't that Chris Rea
In his car heading for home
He can't wait to see those faces
Mirroring in the car's chrome

And Mariah's Christmas song;
Radio plays it whole ride long
What else can he do?
Sing-a-long while driving to you

@pdmckone

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@pdmckone

Though the world seems genocidal
And things collapse like Romans do
Won't you share a little Yuletide
Rum and eggnog, pâte aux choux?

It seems like this is never ending
Reality requires suspending
For you to make it through.
What the heck's a human to do?

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I don't care too much for Christmas
Guess you'd say I'm like the Grinch
People call me Ebenezer
'Cause I like to penny-pinch.

I just want to mutter "humbug"
No more Cratchit, Tiny Tim
But those Christmas Ghosts
Overnight made me care for him.

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