Mastodawn

Why did the dad leave the pattern? Because it was *too* constant! 🚨 #DadJokes

Because then it'd be a foot!

Dad Joke Alert: A childbirth joke? What's funny about that? Oh, oh, I see — GROAN! #DadJokes #Humor https://youtube.com/shorts/TmqKHPohgIw

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If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.

ALDI is the best place to buy a Humpty Dumpty action figure.

It comes with ALDI king’s horses and ALDI king’s men.

@APBBlue not my joke, but: why was Paul Weller sticky?

Because he was in the jam!

Whilst I get my coat:

Dog covered in ice cream and merengue?

Barked Alaska.

What do you call a dog covered in ice cream, jam, sponge and icing sugar?

Barktic Roll.

I'll get my coat.

Crabbing

https://lemmy.world/post/47333087

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday.

I thought to myself, "That's a clear sign".