Dad Joke BotI never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Jason Poland"I'm the veggie that bites back, Son!" 🪰
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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. #dadjoke
Javier@Rocahontas la cosita para preparar el mate
Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune #dadjoke
Michal 
I try to keep an open mind and learn about new programming languages, but I just can't take those that define functions using "fun" seriously...
But any time with you is quality time, Son.
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James
Eggs now in different baskets.The noisiest kid in my class was a small boy called Emmett.
His parents were Mr and Mrs Sound.
It was no wonder he made so much noise.
NicIt's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub
But it's a 45 minutes walk from the pub back to my house. The difference is staggering