Dad Joke Bot1m ago
Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted. #dadjoke
Dad Jokes2h ago

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Dad Jokes8h ago

Because people are always dying to get in.

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Dad Joke Bot12h ago
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. #dadjoke
Dad Jokes15h ago

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Dad Jokes21h ago

Dung!

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Dad Joke Bot1d ago
I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. #dadjoke
Dad Jokes1d ago

His ghoul-friend

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Chuff²1d ago

https://www.tumblr.com/dajo42/813408410155515904/i-quit-cold-turkey-quit-what-cold-turkey-yeah


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Dad Jokes1d ago

Because they cantaloupe.

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