Mastodawn

If you throw it hard enough.

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. #dadjoke

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

a labracadabrador

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. #dadjoke

Don't look at me I'm changing!

I'm Dad.

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop #dadjoke

What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.

I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now. #dadjoke