Dad Jokes
Dad Joke BotWhy was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! #dadjoke
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Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
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Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
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Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
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Bonus #Jokes for #Passover
Q: What army base is off limits on Passover?
A: Fort Leavenworth
Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf?
A: He had to buy a herring-aid.
Q: How does Moses make beer?
A: Hebrews it!
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. #dadjoke