Mastodawn

One was a salted

I'm setting up a walking tour.

Pretty soon I'll be ready to accept de feet!

Bet you didn't sea this one coming

Well that escalated quickly

What is bread's favorite number? Leaven. #dadjoke

They log on.

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

Aware wolf.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it. #dadjoke

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.